Sunday, May 07, 2006

All in the name of research

If you're under 18, go watch TV or play with your ipod or whatever it is you people do.

There have been many posts about what makes a hot love scene. Not one you'll skip over, but one that adds to the story. Because each of these scenes should be a turning point unto itself.

So I like to watch Dr. Drew and Sue Johanson. I believe Dr. Drew is on Discovery Health. He's in reruns right now. And he gives the technicalities to male and female sexuality. It's rather interesting. And I've found out things I didn't know. Mostly physiological stuff.
But Sue Johanson? She's this wonderful older woman who gets right down to the nitty gritty. She'll take callers. Discuss the latest toys. It's a great lot of fun.
About a week or so ago (in the midst of an insomnia episode), I found she was on and changed the channel. And I almost fell off the bed.
Here's the latest and adult toys. (Heaven help me for the search strings on this one, folks)
There is a toy for women that has the regular part *ahem* and then it has the rabbit ears, dolphin, bull (whatever the latest shape is) on the side for extra stimulation. This one also sports rotating beads near the base. With me?
But that's not the greatest part. You can plug in a voice chip (there are 2 options) and have a man talk sexy to you while using it. Sue held the device up to her microphone, and the man's voice was definitely sexy. But the whole idea of the chip was just jaw-dropping to me.
Wow. Technology.
So yes. Technological strides need to be made in several areas. And this may rank fairly low on some people's radar. But I'm quite sure that half the population will be happy to see or hear it.
This research thing is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. For the good of the people, you know.


Tori Lennox said...

Oh, my. That's... different. ROFL!

(And I really didn't need to see Periwinkle right after reading that either! LOL!)

chryscat said...

Tori: I'm just a font of information, woman. LOL
Poor Periwinkle. Didn't think of that.

Tori Lennox said...

Oh dear. Poor Periwinkle looks a tad depressed at the moment.

chryscat said...

Tori: Maybe I need to adopt a male bunny? *grins*

Eva Gale said...

I LOVE Dr. Drew. LOVE him.

Lyvvie said...

Not the kind of thing you want to listen to when the batteries are bit run down, eh? A sexy man-voice suddenly turning into the Peanuts Teacher "You are so muahmawmawmwahhhh"

That's taking it too far for me. I put my hand up for Prude of the Day.