Monday, July 09, 2007

So I was googling myself...

...'cause I'm a dirty, dirty girl...and what do I find?

Apparently there is a Playboy bunny out there with MY name!!! And since they don't actually employ anyone over the age of twenty or was MY name first! Due to um, age difference and all that.

Now someone will google me and think I'm some chesty chick who likes whipped cream and feathers.
Oh wait.
That IS me.

Okay...some HOT chesty chick who likes whipped cream and feathers. *sigh*
What's a woman to do? And heaven forbid some yahoo googles my name looking for a little magazine action and sees pictures of me. He'll be scarred for life. Hell, I'm scarred just thinking about it.

All right. I suppose I can live with this as long as there is no livestock involved.
And if I don't get any extra sales from this...there really IS no justice.


Tori Lennox said...

ROFL! I just googled myself and they all appear to be me with the sole exception of the Tori Lennox who's listed as a survivor of some elderly woman who died.

So I guess I chose well when I came up with this name. *g*

Mike said...
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Rene said...

I googled myself and with my married name I'm a dead Danish tennis player and with my maiden name I'm also a jazz musician. I'd rather have a playboy bunny.

Joely Sue Burkhart said...

So THAT'S why I had some hits looking for "Crystal Inman pictures!" At least the search phrase wasn't "naked pictures." hehe