Wednesday, March 18, 2009

The gift that keeps on giving

Alison is an evil blond bitch.

She also happens to be the FIRM instructor that kicks my ass when I so choose to pop in my FIRM dvd and torture myself. Alison is perhaps a size 0. Maybe 3% body weight. And that smile (a GENUINE smile) she has while working out absolutely kills me. I think the dvd copyright is 2005.
Let's just say her sadistic ways are alive and well in 2009.

I used to work out with another FIRM dvd back in the early nineties. I think Sandahl Bergman was the instructor. Very low-key and mild. And it was actually VHS. lmao
I just now remembered. Wow. Times-they have changed.

But back to the evil Alison. How in the blazing hell can this chick smile, order me to do almost physically impossible things, and still not be out of breath? It's just wrong. And you can tell she enjoys it!
What a job. Exercise. Order others to do as you do. Get paid.

I still think she has a sadistic streak. And my aching ass agrees.


Rene said...

Back in the early 90's my nemesis was Kathy Smith. She wouldn't take no for an answer and she had that awesome body. She still looks really good and she's almost 60.

Tori Lennox said...

My nemesis was Kathy Ireland, though in retrospect I think she wasn't nearly as sadistic as this Alison chick sounds.