Thursday, October 11, 2007

I am not amused

Ok. Maybe a little bit.
I was googling myself (absolutely no comments, I mean it *grins*) when I see that Playboy Crystal Inman is moving up in the ranks.
Go figure.
And how could you miss with this lovely tagline: There is nothing sexier than a dirty little cowgirl.

I was really hoping the chickie would kind of fall off the face of the earth. *sigh* Then I wouldn't have to worry about all these weird hits on my website. Or searchers looking to see what a dirty little cowgirl I am. *snickering*

I admit it. I write Romance. Some of it is Erotic. I'm not offended by naked chickie. I just wish she didn't have the same damn name. So God knows how many more pictures are out there floating about with her in all her glory.

Onwards and upwards.

I don't write long romance. I believe the longest I've written is around 76,000. But I'm going to try on a 90,000 for size beginning at the end of this year. I simply have a hard time with description and describing every nuance of every scene.
Brevity has been the norm. Now I'm going to have to branch out and explore the wordier side of writing life.
Oh, well. It's not like I'm going to be plotting or anything. lmao
Heaven forbid.


Joely Sue Burkhart said...

I've had a few of those hits where people are looking for "Crystal Inman" and I *hope* it's YOU! Good luck with your longer project!

Tori Lennox said...

You dirty little cowgirl, you! *g*

Bryan said...

Let me know if you want dirty little cowgirl pictures to compete with the Playboy hussy... we can schedule a shoot.


B said...

lol @ Bryan, sooooo typical! ;-)

Regina Avalos said...

I've tried to pick a few pen names, and all the ones I've tried to use or want are taken. Then because of my blog name people come to find out if I'm Gina Wild. If I remember correctly, she's some porn star.

Lyvvie said...

It's weird to find out there's someone out there with the same name as you. I know I get a bit weirded out by it.My same-name is some sorority kid in Georgia.