Wednesday, October 04, 2006

By threes...a deduction

I have discovered:

that at the end of the day, I sit three inches lower in my driver's seat than I do in the morning when I leave for work.

that I lose approximately 3% of my total IQ at 5:30 pm.

that three of my children at any given time will need SOMETHING from Wal-Mart.

that three of my cats will drag something dead onto my porch and strut like they've won the Pulitzer.

that I will miss three of my favorite shows. You guessed it...three days in a row.

that I have to say something three times before middle chicken hears it.

that I have to drink three Diet Pepsis before I feel remotely human. Emphasis on "remotely."

that I will tell myself three times that I need to go Christmas shopping before I'll actually flippin' do it.

It's my manic motif.

Thanks to everyone for the lovely congrats! It was a great review, and I'm rather proud.
Grins*

7 comments:

Tori Lennox said...

That full time job of yours (the one that pays you money, not the one you have at home *g*) takes up way too much your valuable time! Not to mention all that other stuff. :)

Anonymous said...

Dropped in to say hi. I acquired a troll and found it necessary to drop off the face of the net for some time.

We've moved out of the 98th Level of Hell to Paradise, Florida.

Hope you're doing well.

Will eventually drop back in to see if you've commented back or not.

chryscat said...

Tori: You said a mouthful. Have a bunch of shows taped. Alas, no time in which to watch. Pfffttt.
K: There you are!!! Glad you moved. How are the orclings?
Crystal*

Anonymous said...

Thanks--we're thrilled to be living here. They are fine, more than happy to get up every morning and go to work. The husband interviewed for two jobs in July, one in Houston and the one here.

Obviously living in Paradise won out. *g*

Nancy J. Bond said...

I love your list! I've decided that THREE is ruled by the alignment of the planets or something, but that's the way it always seems to happen. Cubed. :-)

Suzanne said...

I know for sure that is the same for me, at least on the Wal-Mart thing!!

Tempest Knight said...

OMG! YOu've been counting?! Hehehe!