I have discovered:
that at the end of the day, I sit three inches lower in my driver's seat than I do in the morning when I leave for work.
that I lose approximately 3% of my total IQ at 5:30 pm.
that three of my children at any given time will need SOMETHING from Wal-Mart.
that three of my cats will drag something dead onto my porch and strut like they've won the Pulitzer.
that I will miss three of my favorite shows. You guessed it...three days in a row.
that I have to say something three times before middle chicken hears it.
that I have to drink three Diet Pepsis before I feel remotely human. Emphasis on "remotely."
that I will tell myself three times that I need to go Christmas shopping before I'll actually flippin' do it.
It's my manic motif.
Thanks to everyone for the lovely congrats! It was a great review, and I'm rather proud.
2 months ago