Thursday, June 19, 2008

The bra saga continues...

I have this piece of wire sticking out from my left cup and gouging the bejeezus out of my chest.
This little piece of wire could seriously be a shank in the Barbie world. You know...Barbie goes to prison. She could fuck someone right up with this sharp little piece of metal.
Probably double her time. But what does Barbie care? She's a bad bitch. *grins*
Something must be done, I'm telling ya.
But every time I pull the damn underwire out, the bra loses a bit of its shape. Better that, I suppose, than me losing a bit (or more than a bit) of skin.
Pulled out the damn wire.
Girls are breathing easier.
Who invented the underwire bra, anyway? I am sooooooooooooo looking that up and sending bad, bad thoughts to him. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was a "him."


Lyvvie said...

I'd not leave home without my underwire. It's the only to ensure both support and two separate breasts. I hate that uni-boob look.

Lyvvie said...

Wait a minute...wait. Did you just complain about the term "Bodice Ripper" and then go ahead and rip your own bodice?? You psycho. *LOL*

Debbie Wallace said...

I don't wear underwire bras for over the shoulder boulder holders:) Cant! I'm in a DD cup bra and it's bad enough I have to lug these puppies around much less torture them with the threat of run away wire. LOL