Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Things that suck

Okay people. Just because I'm in a mood right now.

Things that suck:
Children who are ungrateful that I've taken time away from my several hundred emails (most business-related) to help them with their math for the twelfth time.
My sinuses. (Oh man...do they ever. I'm finally breaking down and calling the doctor tomorrow.)
My damn female cat that's in heat. (Now I have to keep the boy out in the cold because she's turned into slut kitty. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr)
All the beepity beep clothes on my damn bed that need to be folded. (Screw a big bunch of them.)
President Bush. (Don't get me started. That man, and I use that term loosely, is a pox on society.)
My Packers. (Ya know. I love Brett Favre. But his team inhales.)
All the dirty dishes in my kitchen. (See note about my clothes. Same goes.)
The headache I've had since last Monday. (Yes! Yes! I'm calling the doctor tomorrow.)
My school's superintendent. (He is the debil. I'm convinced of it.)

And now things that I'm eternally grateful for:
Puffs Plus. (God bless those tissue makers.)
My friends. All y'all. My rotten children. My author friends. My editors and co-workers.
My doctor. (Who, yes, I'm calling tomorrow.)
Over-the-counter medicine. (I need stock in it.)
Chocolate. (By God, I can't taste it. But I know it's there on my tongue.)

And now that I've rambled on incessantly, I'm going back to bed.


username said...

Bless your heart!

Tori said...

*hugs* sweetie. Did you call the doctor yet?

Eva Gale said...

OMG, you kill me.

Freakn hysterical.

Hope you feel better soon.

Michelle said...

Poor slut kitty. Man, she just can't get a tomcat when she wants one...

chryscat said...

Well...she could. But I won't let Toby the Wonder Kitty mount up. I am so done potty training and adopting out babies. They just looked too small to start doing that stuff. I swear. *shaking head* Babies having babies.

chryscat said...

I can't believe my own damn blog ate my other comment. Grrrrrrr
What a way to go.
Suffice it to say...this blogger can also suck on occassion.

Amy said...

Hope you feel better soon! Sinuses are just a big ball of suck in general.

Lyvvie said...

Sinuses must be awful if you can only call the Super a Debil. Aren't these kids of yours old enough to fold and wash dishes??? Crack that whip and get them helping out their Mom who's suffering a cold. or worse.

I've often thought of taking stock in glaxo-smithkline myself.

Get better damnabbit!