Monday, September 24, 2007

Never... placeholder for your almost twelve year-old daughter so she can kick the football
...toot in a tanning bed
...count your chickens before they hatch
...promise something you can't deliver
...sacrifice yourself for the benefit of others
...believe everything you hear
...take it for granted
...drink an entire gallon of milk in one sitting
...forget where you came from
...back up while mowing the lawn
...try to feed a squirrel while it's in a tree
...wear new clothes to feed your animals something because you don't understand it



Tori Lennox said...

Definitely words to live by. *g*

Lyvvie said...

Back up while mowing the lawn??

And the "Feed a squirrel while it's in a tree" gave me the image of someone aggressively throwing peanuts up at a squirrel shouting "Eat this Dammit! Eat! EAT IT!!"

Crystal* said...

Tori: Thanks!
Lyvvie: Yep. No backing up. Well, I do. But I don't let the chickens. *grins*

As for the can mistake your finger for a squirrel. This wisdom comes one tetanus shot too late.