My name is Crystal, and I'm a snarkaholic. Whenever I'm down, tired, or overworked, I turn to snark. It's easy, and it makes me smile. Viciously. But hey! Sometimes I'll simply take what I can get.
Being snarky helps release the pressure in my wee, little brain when I've had a really hellacious time of it. I'm in full snark mode now. I've secluded myself for the emotional safety of others. Snark comes easy to me. I usually have to hide my snark under a bushel when around groups of people. And sometimes I find myself being a closet snark.
When on a snark bender, I try to give plenty of warning. A snark alert sounds, and all innocent bystanders flee in terror.
What is it that makes one turn to snark? I don't know. And I really don't care.
Give me another round and make it a double.
Grins*
About Me
- Crystal*
- I write. I write because it sustains me. Empowers me. Frees me. I'm sarcastic because it's fun.
Taking Pleasure
Conjuring Cade
Intervention
Warrior and the Sparrow
Smart Girls Read
It's the truth
What He Wants
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Programmed for Pleasure
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One Enchanted Evening
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Water Goddess
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Fire Goddess
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Moon Goddess/Sun Goddess
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The Portrait
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Love An Anthology
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Whiskey Shots Vol. 2
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Perfect Timing
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Virtually Yours
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2 comments:
I am the same way. I have not yet learned to contain the snark when in full roar though. Good luck!
I'm trying to imagine you going to a group of Snarkholic Anonymous. *vbg*
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