Realized that most of my short stories rights reverted back to me. So I'll be finding some covers and releasing them on Amazon.
"Unbreak My Heart" was my first Amazon release solo under C'ann Inman. I now have around half a dozen more that I'll put up.
But finding the right cover?
Oh. Good. Lord.
Trying Shutterstock first. That's where I found my other cover. And it was perfect.
Unfortunately, I've been through 106 pages thus far and found only around 7 images.
sigh
I don't like models staring at the camera. I don't like a high cheese factor. I don't need a pornographic cover, but I'd like something to convey sensuality without the fucktuality.
You know?
There is an incredibly attractive male model with lots of pictures to offer, but he has a beard.
Now.
I don't mind a beard. Never have. On some men, I actually prefer it.
But every time I see a picture of this guy, it looks like a vagina on his face.
On. His. Face.
I just...can't.
Some of the images are all cuddly. That's great. Cuddle. After you screw each other's legs off.
Work with a woman!!!
These are Erotic Romance offerings.
It's like you have the photographic seven dwarfs: Slutty, Stupid, Cheesy, Contrived, Hopeless, Idiotic, and Pained.
And if I see one more person blowing me a kiss, I'm going to lose my shit.
Puts my short ass in a foul mood. I found one cover that will fit with one of the short stories. That's the brilliant part.
But who, in their right mind, needs a woman holding a rose in front of her nipple? Or, fuck my life, the duckface? Then you can have the model hold her own boobs, or some guy can do it for her.
There is some weird shit out there, people. Some damn weird shit.
Grins*
"Unbreak My Heart" was my first Amazon release solo under C'ann Inman. I now have around half a dozen more that I'll put up.
But finding the right cover?
Oh. Good. Lord.
Trying Shutterstock first. That's where I found my other cover. And it was perfect.
Unfortunately, I've been through 106 pages thus far and found only around 7 images.
sigh
I don't like models staring at the camera. I don't like a high cheese factor. I don't need a pornographic cover, but I'd like something to convey sensuality without the fucktuality.
You know?
There is an incredibly attractive male model with lots of pictures to offer, but he has a beard.
Now.
I don't mind a beard. Never have. On some men, I actually prefer it.
But every time I see a picture of this guy, it looks like a vagina on his face.
On. His. Face.
I just...can't.
Some of the images are all cuddly. That's great. Cuddle. After you screw each other's legs off.
Work with a woman!!!
These are Erotic Romance offerings.
It's like you have the photographic seven dwarfs: Slutty, Stupid, Cheesy, Contrived, Hopeless, Idiotic, and Pained.
And if I see one more person blowing me a kiss, I'm going to lose my shit.
Puts my short ass in a foul mood. I found one cover that will fit with one of the short stories. That's the brilliant part.
But who, in their right mind, needs a woman holding a rose in front of her nipple? Or, fuck my life, the duckface? Then you can have the model hold her own boobs, or some guy can do it for her.
There is some weird shit out there, people. Some damn weird shit.
Grins*
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