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Gina tagged me.
If I could be a scientist...
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If I could be a movie reviewer....

If I could be a musician, I'd have one of those crazy contracts that prohibited dark-colored M&M's in my snack bowl. I would demand to bathe in milk. I would be lipo'd from forehead to toes. And I would party with the pretty people.
As I look back on this, I'm thankful I'm not.
If I could be an actor, I would have my own television show. I would have famous designers designing gowns for me to wear. I would also wear jewelry that cost more than a third world country. I would sleep with whoever I wanted to and make the cover of all the glad rags.
As I look back on this, I'm thankful I'm not.
If I could be a movie reviewer, I would be able to see all the movies before anyone else. People would hang on my every word for guidance in the cinematic world. Of course, I would take bribes and recommend some truly horrific movies, but oh well. I would be rich and powerful.
As I look back on this, I'm thankful I'm not.
If I could be a psychologist, I would listen to other people's problems all day. I would help them find healthier lives and make better choices. Unfortunately, being a psychologist, I would refuse treatment for myself. I would think I had all the right answers and would spiral downwards at a rapid rate of speed.
As I look back on this, I'm thankful I'm not.
If I could be a writer, I would put words on paper that would touch millions of people. I would expand people's imaginations and thoughts. I would entertain the masses and donate proceeds to charities. I would do my best to reach out to others and help them realize their dreams. I would be true to the words. I would never forget where I came from. And I would love life.
As I look back on this, I'm thankful I am.
Grins*

I'm tagging Kel. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're it! Copy these down and pick five. Explain why these are what you would like to be.